Soldier

Name: Harry

Rescued from: 

A fish 'n' chip shop in Aldershot.

His story:

Harry escaped from a fish'n' chip shop in Aldershot where he had looked on longingly at all the squaddies who would come in on a Friday night to buy their food after a night on the town. Envious of their freedom and camaraderie, he took his chance and snuggled down in between a cod roe and a large portion. But luckily for him this particular takeaway meal had been bought by one of our undercover workers who had infiltrated the British armed forces.

Sent for recuperation, Harry had time to ponder his future and decided to swell the ranks of our courageous boys. Here he knew he would be able to channel his aggression and frustration into fighting for Queen and country. He is currently serving overseas – due to the official secrets act we obviously can't disclose the location.